DEA CONGRATULATES MEXICO ON ARREST OF VICENTE CARRILLO-FUENTES.

DEA Administrator Michele M. Leonhart today issued the following statement following the arrest in Mexico of Juarez Cartel leader Vicente Carrillo-Fuentes:
“The Drug Enforcement Administration congratulates the Government of Mexico on the arrest of Vicente Carrillo-Fuentes, one of history’s most notorious drug traffickers. Carrillo-Fuentes was the leader of the Juarez Cartel and facilitated murder and violence in Mexico while fueling addiction in the United States and across the world. Once again, our valiant partners in Mexico who pursue these dangerous criminals should be lauded for their efforts.”

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100 in 100: Story #9

Originally posted on ~~ Ledge ~~ lightbulb comedian:

After being left at the altar,
a widowed mortician,
founds a nudist colony.

“What do you mean, Jason?”
“It just doesn’t feel right, Maude, I don’t know…”
What?! Jason… Pleeease don’t do this, not now…”
“I’m sorry… I-I-I just don’t love you like I use to, I thought I did. But I don’t see how this is going to work… It just doesn’t feel right, Maude. I’m sorry, I really am.”

The priest started to look and feel like that guy who just hangs around a band. He seems friendly enough to fit in, but nobody knows who he is or what he does. The potential wedding guests freshly-turned gawking civilians started distributing their own version of what was about to happen.

“Jason? It doesn’t feel right? Really?” Maude now had her own instant soup of frantic and tender betrayal. “And-and-and…” Maude reached for a deflating future and forgot how…

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