If I didn’t write this post, I would forever remain nameless, My family would think I’m weird for committing suicide and I would of never recognized that the iPhone 5 doesn’t have the word suicide in its vocabulary. 😇 well since I’m dead I might as well tell you all my secrets. Ok, here goes nothing…. When I was a Kid I peed in the bed. My penis was a little over 8 Inches. I had sex with an embarrassing amount of women. I made a Swedish Girl named Clara Johanson cum 9 times consecutively. My plan was to save over $500 Thousand American Dollars and take it to either Canada or Korea and start a new life. I truly hated gay people, but I was afraid of what people would think about me. I never ever did anything gay!  I was going to start looking for alternative buildings with easy access to the roof, but I already had a tall building in mind. To be continued …



Sigmund Freud was born in Freiberg. Today his town goes by The Czech Republic. Does this mean Freud is Czech? If I were born in Mainland China during the late 80’s & America took total control over China a century from today would that make me American? Who were we in the beginning of life? What if Africans discovered America first? It’s confusing to read what I’m actually trying to say, but if you think about it you may not be what you call yourself.