Dear Blog,

I was doing some “before I go to sleep” thinking and I realized how annoying it must be to be a superstar. Companies will pay a million dollars and rent 10 helicopters just to get 1 photo of your favorite star naked or wearing no makeup. Sheesh, the first year must be incredible, but then you realize that the flashing lights, stopping for photos when your running late and always having to talk never stops. Night.