Dear Blog,

I’m not sure how to say hello to a stranger anymore. In fact, I don’t think I’ll ever find myself in a relationship, because I refuse to break the ice. I’m not sure what Women are looking for these days, but whatever it is it seems to me that I’ll never have it. At least I’ll be STD FREE. I think I’m going to live a healthy and happy life. I’ll be The Sammy Davis Jr., Morgan Freeman and Nelson Mandela of my generation.