If I didn’t write this post, I would forever remain nameless, My family would think I’m weird for committing suicide and I would of never recognized that the iPhone 5 doesn’t have the word suicide in its vocabulary. 😇 well since I’m dead I might as well tell you all my secrets. Ok, here goes nothing…. When I was a Kid I peed in the bed. My penis was a little over 8 Inches. I had sex with an embarrassing amount of women. I made a Swedish Girl named Clara Johanson cum 9 times consecutively. My plan was to save over $500 Thousand American Dollars and take it to either Canada or Korea and start a new life. I truly hated gay people, but I was afraid of what people would think about me. I never ever did anything gay!  I was going to start looking for alternative buildings with easy access to the roof, but I already had a tall building in mind. To be continued …