Hey. Your life must be so awesome that you would find this post awkward. Could you believe that people walk right pass me? I’m thinking about different ways to actually commit suicide. The Empire State Building would be legendary, but people would pull me down once they saw me climbing the support gate. In a sense there’s no way out, but I’m going to show you how I did it, before actually doing it. ๐Ÿ˜‡

I knew a girl named Qui. When I first laid eyes on Her I knew she was the one. I didn’t know how I was going to make enough money to maintain her love, but it was magnificent just knowing that if I were rich she would be the love of my life; I think. I would live in a really wonderful penthouse if I were and I’d definitely fly her out to New York every week just to have lunch with Her. It’s about understanding stability and maintaining a healthy life. Right? Hey Qui, I think I’m in love with you. Unfortunately, I’m dead. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‡


Hey, I’m back! Well not from the dead. I just want to tell you that I enjoyed the thought of committing suicide and being incredibly friendly to everyone. I fooled the world into believing they were hurting me, while they were actually helping me commit suicide. If you didn’t get a copy of my book titled “The Book I Wrote Before Committing Suicide” please be sure to come back to my blog on New Years Day 2017 at 12 AM. I also have a few videos of my life releasing. This is so awesome. Thanks for visiting. I promise I’m only getting started. ๐Ÿ˜‡